🌀 Why Subscribe?

Because you’re done with surface-level content.

Here, I share the raw, the real, and the revelations I can’t post anywhere else—the kind that shake your spirit and shift your perspective. This isn’t another “love & light” newsletter. It’s the group chat you always wanted, the backdoor to my best insights, and a front-row seat to how I actually live a life rooted in alignment, visibility, and intuition-led entrepreneurship.

You’ll get access to the full content archive, exclusive members-only chat, live music recs (plus which venues to avoid), and occasional TV/pop culture deep dives no one else is decoding like this.

If you’ve ever wondered what it actually looks like to blend metaphysics with marketing, motherhood, and music festivals—this is it.

🌙 What You Can Expect (Free vs Paid)

✦ Free Subscribers

• Full access to the Metaphysical AF podcast archive & new episodes

• Article breakdowns and audio previews of episodes

• First look at product launches, interviews, and special announcements

• Behind-the-scenes life moments and thought drops from me

✦ Paid Subscribers

Your weekly soul-aligned strategy. Delivered straight to your inbox.

• Weekly Metaphysical Updates: Numerology forecasts, journal prompts, rituals, and aligned biz guidance

• Pop Culture + Spiritual Commentary: I connect the dots no one else does between what’s trending and what’s vibrationally going down

• Visibility Work & Identity Shifts: I’ll walk you through how I’ve signed multiple 5-figure deals, built a bestselling brand, and rewired fear of being seen—through numerology and mindset rewiring

• Exclusive Member Chat: Think of it like a metaphysical mastermind. Drop your project, share your goals, or just come vibe

• First Access to digital product drops, event invites, and paid content discounts

• Finding Your Money Block PDF included for all new paid subscribers

💸 Why Upgrade to Paid?

You’re not here to watch magic. You’re here to work it.

Paid subscribers get the exact metaphysical frameworks I used to:

• Land multiple five-figure deals

• Become a 3x published author and award-winning podcast host

• Sell over 25,000 oracle decks worldwide

• Grow my platform from 0 to 137K+ TikTok followers with unreal engagement

• Rewire my identity around visibility, abundance, and ease

This is not a newsletter where you’re learning passively.
It’s a toolkit, a playbook, and a mirror—updated every week.

Your $11/month gets you the clarity, confidence, and community to live a multidimensional life that pays.

✨ A Little About Me (If You're New)

I’m Maggie May—writer, marketing nerd, cosmic disruptor, and mom. In 2018, a member of Wu-Tang Clan called me Healer. Since then:

• I’ve published 3 books & created The Metaphysical Cannabis Oracle Deck—named by ELLE as one of the 10 best decks of all time

• I’ve taught 10,000+ people how to consciously work with cannabis, intuition, and energy

• I co-own the first kosher edible released in California (voted healthiest edible in the US)

• I’ve facilitated Reiki immersions on cruise lines, modeled for major brands, and led workshops at festivals like Hulaween, Desert Hearts, and JamCruise

And yes, my face is literally wrapped on an elevator at the Denver Marriott. I am literally that girl.

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💫 Final Word

I talk about way more than metaphysics. The “AF” in Metaphysical AF stands for as fck*—because I contain multitudes, and so do you.

If you’re looking for someone to fit in a box so you can feel spiritually safe, this isn’t the space for you.

But if you want real stories, real energy work, real strategy—and the occasional raucous live music breakdown—you’re exactly where you need to be.

🧠 Why Founding Members Pay More (and Why It’s Worth It)

Founding Member pricing isn’t just about access. It’s about impact.
You’re not just subscribing — you're helping build something powerful from the ground up.

Here’s how you can frame it for your audience in clear, value-driven language:

✨ Caption or Sales Page Copy:

Founding Members aren’t just readers — they’re co-creators.
When you choose the $149 tier, you’re directly supporting the evolution of this work and helping bring it to more people who need it.

You’re saying: “I believe in this now — not when it’s viral, not when it’s trending. Now.”

In return, you’ll get:

• First access to new tools, posts, and drops

• Priority for custom Q&A and feedback requests

• Behind-the-scenes content that no one else gets

• Your energy woven into the foundation of this project

🌀 Positioning Statement:

The Founding Member tier isn’t just a subscription — it’s a signal to the Universe that you’re here to lead, not follow.

You’re investing in transformation — not just your own, but in the ripple effect this work will create.

💡 TL;DR Justification:

• Monthly = casual support.

• Annual = full-year access.

• Founding = emotional investment + energetic ownership.